It wasn't rosé, it was just watered down.

Upvote for an actual human moment on a thread full of washing machine jokes.

Yeah, that dirty scoundrel. It's almost as if he's internalized those ideas and they flow naturally when speaking extemporaneously. The gall!

Dude, keep that to yourself. Don't give 'em ideas.

I'll join in, just for the halibut.

"was performing trick sex in a combine harvester"

"joined the private sector"

or expired. Like yoghurt.

"Drinks milk in the home for infinite losers"

"Dr. John Toothsawyer was called home early Tuesday evening, where his estranged wife shot him."

I keep telling my wife I want pony rides, balloons, and sparklers.

Wait. Medieval Times is real?

That would be like an $9.00 shake today.

Would you give a dude a rally burger?

Why the fuck did you do that?!

OH, I'M SORRY. DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?

A.B.C.

The "rathergood" things? Yeah, creepy.

"I dunno… Sith stuff, I guess."
But, uh, wouldn't it help keep his anger raw? Sith like anger, I hear.

It's "Hedley."