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Rubenesque?

Heart attack while pooping.
They find him face down in a gilded toilet, bobbing for trump nuggets.

Trump Nuggets.

This is pure snow! Do you realize the street value of this mountain?

That's the one.

James Woods as Looten Plunder

Beware the crepe suzettes!

Martin $hkilleri!

No, they're an oligarchical institution with student loan rate through the roof.

…and had been willing to use them.

The best women. That yellow thing is really jealous. Sad.

STARCHILD!

Deathstarred to death = starkillered to kill.

You have to be distracted at the last second.

The status is not quo. The world is a mess, and I just need to… Rule it.

… Does the imperial conditioning have any effect on which solido you prefer?

Happy to report, I enjoyed it.

Weirdly, this review, this one right here? Yeah, you just convinced me to go watch Tideland.

I.. uh.. I actually liked the movie. *ducks in shame*
Now, I wasn't very fond of the Bouf swinging from the trees like a monkey, but otherwise… yeah, it was pretty ok for a popcorn flick.

Fooled you, Baron!