I'm just trying to figure out how to make her really, REALLY sad.

Pron Parody

Well, it's ok to violate THEM. Real ladies are off limits, though. No touchy-touchy.

I don't even want to guess what would constitute doubling-down after conversion therapy, do I?

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

Plus, they can film it and make Billions!

Never give up, never surrender.

I'm sorry, the angstiest FF is VIII.

First half "Saving Private Ryan", second half "Aliens v Predator v Megashark v Wickerman"

This movie should be about fiddy stalking a predator, while the predator looks furtively over its shoulder, trying to escape.

That's hella awesome.

It's in their best interest to push for shows wherein every episode is watched. Advertisers prefer to know exactly which show is being watched, and try to avoid scattershot ad placement.

Can we get Tony Jaa to play Washington?

I think Zac is actually gearing up for an "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" movie. After he completed all the requisite origin films, he'll combine them, ala The Avengers.

He'll save the children. But not the British children.

I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf!

Don't call anybody a "two things" that's not nice!

Rev-rend!

I just want to mention that due to my inattention and cursory scanning of the formatting, I read the title of two movies as one. I was confused, amused, had my curiosity piqued, and dashed as I realized that I was simply mistaken, in a flash of hot, hot movie loving emotion.

Candygram for Hodor, candygram for Hodor. Are you Hodor?