Why did Nemo hire a co-ed, demographically mixed crew? Was it because they were the absolute best, and his preconceptions of excellence did not include ethnicity, nor age, nor gender? No, it was because the local college brochure models were all out of work and he was desperate for someone to "man his boat"

20k Leaugues 20k Furious.

Weirdly, his favorite was "blood ring" even though it's only a half rhyme.

This review is art.

Put ze candle… BACK.

Bruce Willis is strong as hell.

Sometimes I feel like a motherless stride.

You were doing it wrong.

Now I want to see "Big Kahuna" in IMAX 3d. There's nothing like a slow paced, existential angst laden, Danny Devito flick to really drive the need for more 3d.

AV Club 2: reference boogaloo

Highlander 2!

Vampire in Brooklyn 2: Eddie Murphier

Moon is a really well constructed story, with a lovely protag. I also recommend it.

The AV club?

Scale?

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Matt Damon's address*

I agree.

This super-villain was shoplifting! Arrest him!

Let's start by going to a grocery store and pretend you don't have any money.

He's holding hands with Ed Begley JR.