Wes, Bob, you're both right.
The material was fantastic, but I wish I could have seen the unedited versions of the jokes. As is, Doug Stanhope had me crying laughing, him talking about distended anuses coiling like sea snakes, while his boy sat on the bed next to him.

Cop Car 17: Turner and Hooch (K9, and ate it)

Cop Car 11: Citizens on Patrol

The series really went downhill after that.

Cop Car 6: Thin Gas Line

I was trying to get somewhere, but now I'm following the traces of your fingernails that run along the windshield.

That movie was my first introduction to camera work as an unreliable narrator. The reveal at the end where the kid has been in central park while telling the story, "like, the whole time" was pretty novel to me, and sparked my interest in film. I was 9 when that came out.

That's…you're pretty mean to shipwreck, but that takes the cake.

I prefer Hotblack Desiato's stuntship myself. It's so black you can barely keep your eyes on it.

Benefit of Mr Kite gets a pass, because Eddie Izzard did a cover that was somehow better.

Tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

*gasp*

Remember the Will Sasso bit on Mad TV about how he wasn't funny anymore because he lost the weight?

"It was around week four that my mind broke free of the pain, and I found myself. Life is tough as a Torkoal on a magikarp farm. The constant battles, all of which you are destined to lose will wear you down. Leave you empty.

You can still hear the producers caterwauling.

Hellboy: CHiPs

Shoot, now I want to see Karate Ghost.

This is the really real world.

I'm half joking. I really like her music, and I too, would enjoy a bond theme as only she could do it, but it will never happen, as she really, really can't carry a tune.

The blasters!