I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

I don’t understand the obsession with fake grilles. They’re not selling a 6-wheeled sports car, it’s not some abnormal thing the public needs to ease into. Some of the most iconic and beloved cars have no grille. Some of these cars have modern versions that keep the look despite having watercooled engines.

You Olmos had a star on your hands, Ford.

The main thing that bugs me about all the grille “replacements” for EVs is that I just don’t practically want a bunch of glossy, painted surfaces facing directly into the wind. A couple years of that and the entire front will be more pockmarked than Edward James Olmos’s face!

The headline is simply wrong. Here’s the relevant section of the bill:

This was just a normal Shadowrun session.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

This is weapons-grade stupid.

Because shut up, Kyle.

sport’s

You also come here to do some pretty dirty things with apostrophes.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

“I don’t know if there is a single holy grail for keyboard nerds.”

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…