I think you need to seek the help of a licenced medical professional. This is clearly a cry for help. Over 400 actual dollars....on a game where you pretend to be Diaper Butt. Yeah call up a therapist asap

I think everyone here is right. Is it weird I want to see a sit down with Matt Lauer when he's done with rehab? I mean, he just went off the rails, like Amanda Bynes. Just out of nowhere, total meltdown initiated. Wtf is going on with these kids. They have everything yet just derail out of nowhere.

Besides general jackassery, what's going on with Shia? Booze, pills, cocaine, heroin, all of the above? Normally something like that comes out when they go to rehab. Genuinely curious, seems like he's been going down for a while.

So just not liking something amounts to Kink Shaming? God, you can't do anything around here.

That seems like so much work, and you still wouldn't know if it's dead.

See? This is why fire is the answer.

Don't lef the haters get you down. This is the correct way to deal with spiders.

But then it a still alive, plotting revenge in the bag/canister.

I have one right behind my ear and it hurt like Hell, like razor blades scraping my skin. I would think a skull tattoo would feel similar. I imagine since its skin to bone in that area, no fat to help the pain. I have one on my hip and one on my wrist, those were much less painful.

I'm just really self aware. I get irritated very easily. And I know this

wtf, how do people find funny flight attendants tolerable? We are a rare breed.

We are best friends now, FYI.

And when I say 'felt up'... I mean some guys have had to buy me several drinks for the privilege. TSA ows this girl a good night on the town

I have committed scenes to memory. I'll tell the nice lady at the front to make us roomies.

Yeah, I am. I don't like kids skateboarding on the sidewalks either. I'm late 20's but as many things that annoy me, I'm thinking of checking into a nursing home.

Maybe I'm just a grumpy person, but I don't like 'comical' flight attendants. I just don't. Usually because by the time I've sat in my seat, I've had to get up early, fight traffic, get felt up at security, paid 12$ for a Mimosa to calm myself, waited in line to board....just go over safety things and leave me alone…

So what time are we meeting at the zoo to break in and stea...liberate these adorable things.

That burger....I imagine eating that would be similar to smoking crack.

didn't it come out that he's gay?