Little known fact about Herro: he only has one foot.

Yup. It was super embarrassing for Beto when he mistakenly called it “meth pizza” because it was the pizza he was eating while he was high on meth not knowing that to a true Iowan meth pizza means pizza with meth as a topping.

The Dave Matthews Band?!?!?!

I don’t see how killing two people (even two bad people) stealing Neo-Nazi blood money, and leaving Badger and Skinny Pete to almost certainly go to jail for helping him escape equates to “redemption.” He earned his freedom but he had to make a lot of selfish/amoral/immoral choices to get there.

Errr...he killed a couple people and paid for his escape by stealing Neo-Nazi blood money.  And left Badger and Skinny Pete almost certainly going to jail for helping him escape.

No. It was even worse because it was razor blades in . . . apples!

I don’t think its a terrible ending at all.  It depends on how you answer this question: would Jesse rather have redemption or freedom?  The ending we got gives Jesse freedom but no redemption.  The scrapped ending would have given Jesse redemption but no freedom.  

Well. Yes and no. Recall, Jesse would have been dead had Walter not acted the way he did in Half Measures. And let’s not sugarcoat things: Jesse was a massive fuck up and probably had it coming.

I basically agree. I mean, I liked it well enough, but... it seemed...unnecessary.  It’s a two hour long coda.

And this is where I draw the line: NO PUNS YOU FUCKING SICKOS!

And this is where I draw the line: NO PUNS YOU FUCKING SICKOS!

And this is where I draw the line: NO CAT PUNS YOU FUCKING SICKOS!

Nice try.  But, I’m not ready to move on yet.  

I call bullshit. That post was clearly the work of Vincent Adultman.

You remember the first episode where Jimmy gave an impassioned argument in defense of his coupla knucklehead clients? And then the DA slooooowly rolled the TV cart through the courtroom to show a video of Jimmy’s clients molesting a corpse? Now THAT was a great show. 

I wonder if it’s possible to “care” about stuff without being a humorless scold. Or maybe that is just a bunch of strawman bullshit. The world may never know.

I’ll take the bait. Stuff actually happened in Breaking Bad and it wasn’t all wheelspinning.

This is exactly like that time Itchy played Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, and strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

Is this #ShakeNews?

So it’s Crash but much more crass and literal. Pass.