Maybe so.  I had a good run.

This is exactly it. Instead of working to improve processes so a deaf person can use the drive thru without needing to type up her order on her phone, BK just fired a wage slave.

Exactly. It’s a company that is doing the bare minimum to save face. The bare. Fucking. Minimum. We are going to fire one poor person and we are going to have extra training for this location. Why aren’t they firing the executives that put policies and procedures in place? Why not extra training at all locations?

I’m gonna take an unpopular position: I don’t think we should be so gleeful about this guy losing his job. He most likely needs that job. We’re not talking about the snooty maitre d in Ferris Bueller. We are talking about a dude working the drive thru at Burger King. It sounds like he needs training and Burger King…

Hey everyone! We've got another Frosting Truther on our hands!

Extra frosting is clearly the solution to this “problem.”

How ‘bout this: make extra frosting. When you are done cutting the cake, spread frosting over the exposed portion cake.

There’s a bar Madison that has hosted smut and eggs on the weekend for at least 25 years and going.... They used to have a punny menu (i.e., eggs ben-a-dick, etc.)

“once-obscure case”

I don’t understand. What is “baby formula”? Do you mean sperm and an egg? That’s the formula to create a baby. Does Whole Foods really sell sperm now? Why can’t I understand very basic terms that reasonable people are using? Why am I always so faux confused about everything?!?

Yeah, but what does the word “chemistry” mean, smart guy?

How did Coors Light became the official beer of being done wearing a bra. Is there some sort of bra-taking-off sanctioning authority? Like the American Heart Association of bra-taking-off?

Nobody knows.  I think Neo is blind but can still see stuff with his mind or something?  Does that sound right? 

Urkel gave us one of the weirdest and most wonderful of all nerd stereotypes: he liked cheese.  Freakin’ nerds eating their cheese.  What a bunch of nerds.

Why would you hate the people who literally invented coffee, beer, and [checks notes] food?

I will say this: in my area Walmart carries actual produce (and booze!). Target’s version of produce is a sad little kiosk with individually priced bananas. Also: no booze.

A guh-guh-guh-guh-Ghost Draft?!?!

Case in point about parenting circa the eighties versus today. My parents let me watch The Atlanta Child Murders miniseries when I was 9 or 10. I couldn’t sleep for days. What the hell were they thinking. Anyhow, I looked it up on IMDB. The nine year old me did not appreciate the pretty incredible cast:

Yeah.  Lakefront is great.  They make these special release beers for their employees.  If you work there X number of years, they will release a beer named in your honor.  Pretty cool traditions.  Sorry, Junk.

“Keeping beers refrigerated generally also alleviates the explosion risk because it keeps the yeast dormant, and because refrigerating beer preserves its overall quality, that’s always the preferred storage method.”