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“...churning out countless chum-bucket articles so massive cooperations can raise millions in investments off their labor, this is it.”

We are missing the forest from the trees when we are focused on the stupid standardized tests. I’m less concerned about the stupid standardized tests then school children being deprived of food, water, and cigarettes for a whole month and expecting them to learn at the same rate as their peers.

I do agree that not every sandwich needs cheese. For instance: I’m not a fan of cheese on my hot dogs.

Are you besmirching the Fillet O’Fish (TM)?  

Go ask any person of color if they think that ‘the demand for racism is exceeding the supply’. Especially the institutionalized kind.

Out of all of the end of days scenarios, sentient beer taps was not one that I had considered. 

If, in 100 years, the term “hot dog” had fallen out of use, and we were now mostly calling them “sausages,” or “meat tubes” or something

Why does everyone always say that?

♪ Whatever it takes! ♪ 

Looks like someone needs a wedgie.

You know the phrase “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a superhero that gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly.

Yes.

Okay. Now I am dying to see Kung Fu Yoga and
The Ex-File 3: The Return of the Exes.

It’s tough to film kung fu fighting because those cats are fast as lighting.

A keen sense of inclusion or maybe just looking to make tons of money in Chinese cinemas.  Nah... probably something about inclusion.

They stole that idea from Multiplicity.

So...is this guy basically the Asian Hawkeye?

That is certainly one of an infinite number of possibilities, QPQ.

But its not an infinite universe. It’s a very, very big universe. But its not infinite. There cannot be an “infinite” number of stars because, well that’s not how infinity works. It is literally possible and possibly likely that we are alone in the universe.