The Band.

That’s not a knife...

I prefer “Margies” (pronounced like your Aunt Margie).

Not my thing, personally, but people drink a lot of bloodies in WI.  

There is no reasonable counter-argument to this.

What I want are the peanut butter pumpkins that they sell at Halloween (eggs for Easter) year round.

Of course we should believe all “victims.” There is a rhetorical slight of hand at work here. Smollett was never a “victim.” He was an “accuser.” It’s a pretty bad idea to believe all accusers. We should take accusations seriously and presume that the accusations are made in good faith, but that is different from belie…

Shhhhhh....

He also collects spores, molds, and fungus.

Can we get a Peter Tork obit?

IDEA!

I have grown to love entire cuisines because my parents (bless them)
tried hard to cook “Chinese food” and “Indian food” and I was a stupid child and didn’t know any better. To be fair, my folks were generally good cooks, but once dinner was more exotic than Italian or Tex-Mex, things got weird and gross.

I got a Goop notification for this?

Impotency.

Probably.

It’s honestly scary how easily these people are manipulated by the media.

The media wants us to hate each other, or more specifically wants you to hate us. Can’t you see that?

Presidential candidates actually believed this crap.

It was transitioning out of an age of flophouses, brothels and gin joints.

The Popstar Who Molested Children and Then Bigfoot