I’m not comfortable with this. Why are we jumping to the conclusion that they are both male? Classic cis-gender oppression.

Come on, person! Get with the program. No one can pass up an opportunity to use the word “latinx.” It combines two things that everyone loves: identity politics and the letter “x.”

God commands Adam to be fruitful and multiply, and yet the Pope has taken a vow of celibacy.

It’s not even a real island.

I like how someone apparently tried but just couldn’t finish that Snickers bar.

I don’t think the Bible commands meat eating. It just permits it.

It’s all a blur, but I remember there being a lot of tofu. So much tofu that I worried about developing manboobs. On the plus side, I did discover nutritional yeast which really needs some new branding (like the way Americans call rapeseep “canola”) but which makes tofu taste like scrambled eggs.

According to the Strawless Ocean program, it’s estimated that over 500 million straws.

I actually did go vegan for Lent last year. The worst part is just how exhausting it is. It was like a second job just trying to find decent vegan food.

Hold on. Your local Humane Society: yes! The Humane Society of the United States: NO! The HSUS has nothing to do with animal rescue, they are just a bunch of greasy frauds that want you to think there is an affiliation with animal shelters.

“They are entirely different things. Not accommodating a vegan means that the vegan has nothing [they want] to eat. Not accommodating an omnivore means...they can still eat everything there, there just [aren’t things that they want to eat.]”

As a result, 30 percent of women straight-up refused to even sniff the spirits, being “averse to olfactory pain.”

Between this and Andy Warhol eating Burger King, its been a bad week for food snobs.

Whats the Friends monkey up to?  Also, what is the life expectancy of a stage monkey?

I don’t understand this story and I won’t comment about it.

We don’t call them “bastards” anymore. For a while they were called “illegitimate” children, which is really is not much better is it? So now we call them non-marital children. Wait ‘til Twitter calls Neeson out on that faux pas. Whooo boy!

The truly hilarious part about this is that 2014 was also the year RS published that gang rape hoax story and that writer didn’t lose her job.  Don’t mess with Maroon 5.  (Or Texas.)

Seems like Randall committed a hyperbole typhoon.

If you find those spots annoying: its was great. Next, I would love to see Middleditch get a Joffrey-style assassination in those fucking Verizon commercials.

Cultural earthquake that was Nanettewhile also exploring “dynamics of power and privilege.”