As opposed to giving poor families vouchers/stipends to attend a private school of their choosing. 

Actually, on this point, isn’t it the Dems that fight hard to make sure all poor kids must attend their shitty public school?

I basically agree, except that I think the waffle fry out-crinkles the crinkle cut.

Michael Ian Black hosted a hidden camera show called Spy TV way back in ‘01. Easily the most memorable segment was a phony reality TV audition (this was back when Survivor and Fear Factor were huge.) Just watch. I promise it is worth your four minutes.

Whenever Alpha is off screen all of the cavemen ask “Quis est Alpha?”

He's totally proactive and in your face.

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Yeah. He didn’t pull a weapon and nope, I don’t think stealing a soda is akin to violent crime. I get he is accused of “trying” to kick an Arby’s team member. That’s bad behavior. Definitely criminal. But is anyone going to argue that this is the type of thing that should land someone in prison for a year? Anyone?…

No. It’s varies state by state, but if you are a convicted felon you cannot vote unless you have your voting rights restore. “Felonies” used to be things like murder and rape. A felony is a BIG FREAKING DEAL. Now, its stealing a fountain drink (at least in Montana). That’s crazy. And its doubly crazy that people…

This is akin to minor shoplifting.  To charge someone with a felony, take their voting rights away, and seriously damage their ability to get a job... over a fountain drink?  

Pretty sure that’s Barq’s.

Was the felony robbery charge for theft of a fountain drink?

It depends of the cut of beef.  

Back when I was a huge Iron Chef (Japanese) fan, I went to Morimoto in Philly and it was really, really good.

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Thank you! This is one of those things that annoys the crap out of me.

As a side note re: Natalie Imbruglia, I have always thought the dirtiest, grossest lyric of all time is “you’re a little late, I’m already torn.”

I’m shopping around a script:

He may have gone off a little half-cocked, but his statement still hit the mark.

I think many people will be confused when they find out that the show has nothing to do with Hulkamania.