Or Runaround Sue. The GOAT runaround song.

Remember The Middle?

He’s a three-year-old. Without arms. He needs to learn and practice.

Savage Opress.

Controversial theory: I have a hard time believing that a women wrote Frankenstein. Before you dismiss me a chauvinist peice of shit, hear me out. The female characters in Frankenstein are so thin and without any actual agency that I cannot fathom that a woman created them. The female characters all come across like a…

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Hot take: I don’t think Cross is a racist, but I also don’t think Cross is very funny. My money is the whole controversy stems from Cross confusing “being a dick” with “being funny.” Sometimes “being a dick” can be funny, but being a dick is not automatically funny. And when its not funny, you are just a dick.

Even giving Officer Friendly the benefit of the doubt with the grin, how do you interpret the wink other than as a taunt and a threat?

Gingerbread cookies suck, so really who cares either way?

Let’s hope that a nose to the crotch and eating one’s own poo does not become the new TidePod fad.

A kiss.

If its all the same to everyone else, I’ll just show up already drunk.

I would say the same thing about Springsteen...

This confirms what I have said all along: The Dave Matthews Band is terrible.

I think it was supposed to be “measure.”

In pog form?

So wait, you act like a dick and then you get free tacos? This seems to be poorly thought out.

I am not Asian, but we like to play this game as well. I mean, I’m not going to get in a fight or anything, but sometimes its nice to just treat your friends and family and avoid the “how do we split this up oh no I should pay more because I had two glasses of wine and an espresso” bullshit. So, yes, my wife and I…

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