I don’t think Marco Rubio can run on both tickets at once.

Actually, Plasma TVs are generally very high quality, and better than most LCD based TVs.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Regardless of political affiliation, that statue is good. Leave the statue alone.

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier

The argument is that hotties won’t be seen in public with fatties, not that they won’t fuck them

OPRAH RUINS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES.

My understanding is that Crowe invited someone else and she was his +1. And even the friend who brought her is backing Crowe’s story.

And somewhere in there, release the RSX that will never stop being hilarious to see kids try and race with.

Well, you weren’t there either.

Crowe is clearly a colossal asshole, but (sigh) in his defense, his last public altercation was in 2005. It’s very plausible that he’s calmed down and maybe taken some anger management, whereas Banks has been on a continual warpath her entire career, and was last arrested for assault less than a year ago.

He’s known for throwing shit and being awful, but I don’t remember hearing anything for a few years now. Even still, she threatened to stab him in the neck with a wine glass. I think being physically removed from the room is about as reasonable of a response one could expect.

Nah, even RZA is corroborating Crowd’s version of events and she was his plus one. Banks has a long history of starting shit with people and then acting as though she was the one who was really under fire. It’s her M.O.

Yep. I said the same thing to my boyfriend. I first heard of her a while ago because of her dissing Beyonce I think it was. Then after that, I have only ever heard of her because of her one-sided beefs. She seems intent on burning every bridge she can.

And now, unrelated to anything, a girl taking a walk with a behbeh rhino

I mean, what are you supposed to do if a dinner party guest starts talking about stabbing your other guests in the neck and makes a move to start smashing dishes? Just let her wreck the place? Wait for her to hurt someone?

This is the most expensive mistake he will ever make in his life.”

68. This woman is 68 years old.

My eyes are obviously ‘going’. Thought she meant Old Navy and maybe ‘black guys’ was a label. Then it was “black guys”.... “all in your ass!”

Does Bernadette Peters never age? I assume she’s got some spooky painting in her attic.