For sure! I'm a woman starting out in comedy, and I tend to get a bit sensitive about the things a cool guy can say, and what women have to tip toe around.

I once told an acquaintance that I liked her sweater, and every time I saw her, she had on the same sweater.

I love Hannibal, and I love this call out

Never fight a turf war against a chick who's been to prison.

Maybe you guys aren't getting it.

Is this the Reality Bites theory?

This was funnier than last night's SNL.

Well it kinda rhymes...So it must be kinda true. Tell me again about Black not being able to crack.

Well we know what the men use already.

Leggings are the answer to the question more people need ask.

Thank You. This is cute :)

Was just coming here to post this... ETA: Is this closet an ap yet?

You mean how they spelled raped a-s-s-a-u-l-t-e-d?

First they get married, next they'll be dropping kids off at the pool.

Well the son says that he is routinely harassed by cops because of a previous arrest, and that this was their attempt to pin a knife on him to be able to make a valid arrest... Which would explain why his mom got involved...I'm not saying this is the only answer, but I wouldn't rule out anybody's account of the…

I don't think your eye is as non-biased as you think it is... You feel very strongly that the son was caught with the knife, and are rejecting the allegation that it was planted.

Nooooooooo!

As a child I was once teased for a lengthy period of time about the size of my nose. In a verse and prose competition, a friend of mine decided to do me a surprise solid by pointing out how awful it was to ridicule me for my appearance... This humiliated me. I did end up clapping, because bursting into tears would…

Not really a constant refrain, I just don't agree with you on beauty not being a part of this contest. But it's a very big deal to you that we recognize your definition of Homecoming. I also had to explain to you why I mentioned the friends were pretty. I am done.