Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I don’t disagree - existing as a fantasy for men is part of conforming to heterosexist norms. Lesbian women only exist in that paradigm if they’re “hot” and want to service men.

Whoa whoa whoa, What’s this about a Gremlins prequel? Is it cartoon or 3D animation?

That only applies to music. For TV pilots, the equivalent term is “splanged”

1. By all accounts LaLaurie was a hideous sadist. IMO basing a fictional series on these events would be no different than basing a series on the guards of Auschwitz or on that skeery fella John Gacy—in other words, completely fucking tasteless.

While Herzog has a soft, gentle voice, I wouldn’t call it “soothing”. It has a kind of dreary quality to it that makes you feel the bleakness of existence. And then, most of the time, he actually starts talking about the bleakness of existence, so that doesn’t help.

“I posted these when I was a young kitten. Reading them today, I am ashamed at what I said back then. It is not the cat that I am today.”

“Hey, look. I’m not saying all dogs are - some of my best friends are dogs - I’m just saying they’re unclean and smell bad. That’s not racist, that’s just the truth! And don’t get me started on dog’s emotional problems.”

“Meeeooww rrrrarrrw rrrawr.”

Don’t kink-shame this cat. 

You are absolutely right! The veterinary clinic, undoubtedly staffed with animal healthcare professionals, clearly have no idea what they are doing and are looking to do nothing but abuse this poor animal. I am sure your deep knowledge of animal biology and care far outweighs their years of experience and massive…

Would someone kindly contact the veterinary clinic and let them know this internet rando says they’re doing it wrong?

Finally, some respite from this hellworld. Awwwww, Cinderblock is a good kitty.

Another reason why super-old people shouldn’t drive.

Shut the fuck up.

Nixon, is that you? I thought you were dead!

So ... you were totally into the idea of Nixon sending thousands of young Americans to Vietnam to fight without a formal declaration of war? 58,220 kids who never came home? Good to know.

The Vietnam War should have been protested even more vigorously than it was. Even the politicians responsible for the policy decisions that led to American troops on the ground, and the subsequent build-up and abject failure, have admitted what a mistake it was.  They should have been prosecuted for war crimes.  Read…

“Sure, that notorious pedophile was hanging around a private birthday party surrounded by children in the bouncy castle, but that mom who told him to leave was a real bitch, huh?”

This all happened at an invitation-only event. The comedian was invited. The actress who yelled was invited. According to the owner of the venue, Weinstein was NOT invited.