Now I want to watch that episode of The Golden Girls where Blanche and Rose are in a production of CATS.

Nope. At least one of them was a woman who threw her newborn in the trash. That one really stood out to me because Bevin’s entire campaign was just ads pointing out that Beshear is pro-choice.

Wade out into the ocean and say that. I dare you.

Rebel Wilson

To think there would be a day when Santa riding a Norelco, Polar Bears guzzling Coca Cola, and some poor boy turning into a snowman would seem normal. Now all the Holiday commercials are either weirdly sexual or like Black Mirror.

That said, I do wish Trieu kept the 7th K alive a little longer to fuck with them, and didn’t give into her urge to turn them to ash right away. I wanted her to shove it in their dumb faces that she, a woman of asian and white (see: race mixing, something white supremacists freak the fuck out about) was about to…

But on some level he’s both better and more terrifying.

The initial charge stems from Trump’s phone call with Ukrainian president Voldemort Vatkin (seriously do you know or care what his real name is?)

Democrats are the real racists. If they really cared about all this then they’d invent time travel, go back to the 1920's, and kill Hitler.

One potential fear- I think Comedy central undersands that part of the appeal of Rick and Morty was the long wait. But I fear they’ve taken the worst tactic- forcing the team to make epsidoes at a breakneck pace when they’re presumably athe their creative height, then releasing them in five eipsode packages every few…

Dexter got a bigger boost than Netflix. When the writers’ strike happened in 2007, CBS used a heavily edited first season of Dexter as filler for CSI and its other crime shows.

a guy who didn’t commit a crime against humanity

Changing demographics. Younger people tend to stream their shows, while older people are still using cable. It’s the later who these movies cater to.

There’s very little continuity episode so you can pretty much watch episodes on their own. And while it’s gotten weirder on TBS, there were definitely meta jokes during the Fox run. In one episode a stage light falls breaking a characters leg and he spends the rest of the episode in a cast. There was another where a…

I’m surprised they weren’t tossing buckets of pigs blood at him.

Well, he was originally supposed to play Pennywise in It but dropped out. So he’s pretty good at predicting whether or not something bombs. Because that movie went nowhere. No one wants to watch evil clowns in this day and age.

It’s not an award. It is title that just means the person had the biggest impact on world culture that year. It doesn’t matter if they’re good or bad. Hitler was a TPoTY.

Can we talk about the Burger King ad campaign spoiling The Rise of Skywalker?

40 years ago, people were so desperate for SW merchandise that they spent money on a box with some fold out cardboard, a few 3PO and R2 stickers, and a certificate they could mail off guaranteeing them they’d be the first to get four SW figures. But yeah, this is solely a 2019 thing. 

I don’t care for MCU movies per se, but it also drives me nuts that the “other side” of this discussion is a 77 year old man making his fourth or fifth movie about organized crime with the same cast.