You don’t have to wait for Queen & Slim to be released. The President of the United States, Fox News, and Republicans pissed and moaned until Universal pulled a film about “liberal elites hunting conservatives” last month.

Spoiler: Several outlets were able to get their hands on the script and reported that there’s a…

That wig is a travesty.

*Sigh* Jesus Christ. For the 100,000 time: The script has been available online for over a year now. It came out right before filming. Could it be fake? Yes, but if it is then it is a pretty good fake. Every scene from the trailer matches up with something from that script.

And yes, unless they changed something while…

What Caesar Romero Joker? Complete with mustache caked under makeup.

Yeah. It has no lasting legacy.

Did you know the dad was played by some rando who voiced the monsters on Power Rangers and worked in early anime dubs? Pffft, like I (or the Emmy voters) am (are) going to respect someone as an actor when they have “Snizzard” on their IMDb credits.

I’ve seen them let contestants keep smaller zonks. I remember one lady asking if she could keep a Russian nesting doll to give to her daughter, and they let her have it.

And remember that needlepoint from last year? You can see Elfo’s mom’s hand and it has four fingers. Unlike The Simpsons and Futurama, humans in Disenchantment have five fingers on each hand, but Ogres have four.

I actually decided to browse their site:

1.) They have unlicensed Pretty Woman (pre-makeover hooker, obviously) and Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion outfits that aren’t that bad.

2.) It’s weird they use goofy off-brand nicknames for public domain characters like Peter Pan and the Mad Hatter.

There have been studies about these kinds of things and it’s just normal people. It’s the same reason that people watch slasher films or children read fairy tales where other children are brutally murdered, you get to channel your fears and anxieties through a fictional narrative.

Also, apparently, people who watch SVU …

Nah. I think he tells her he’s the Nightstalker during the attack.

Bob’s Burgers starts airing on FXX sometime this month.

It’s been three hours and we’re still waiting for you to list those scientists.

Didn’t she just wrap up a (Totally Not The Golden Girls) Golden Girls reboot a year or two ago?

I don’t think it was really any riskier than The Simpsons or Malcolm in the Middle (which will also be on Disney+). I just think the animation and pacing (maybe) makes it feel more adult.

At first, I thought maybe it was because the stories focus more on Hank than Bobby but, I thought about it, and I remember quite a…

What’s that? Is it like one of those non-canon EU novels for kids or fan fiction of something?

It’s been like what, almost 2 decades since 2006?

Wow. I don’t know if I should start with the fact that you apparently know everything about his listening habits based on just two artists or that one of those two artists has a Filipino-American guitarist and a woman on bass. One of their biggest hits was “Gigantic”, Kim Deal sang lead vocals.

I don’t even like The…

The Sambas aren’t a “recent collab”, they’re from the first collection of Adidas x Star Wars sneakers from almost a decade ago.

Did you time warp here from 2002? There are plenty of shows on television (and online) that require “some degree of attention”. If anything, reality television has become a niche product, with the trashiest examples (e.g. “drunk family members throwing shit at each other”) exiled to basic cable.

ETA: Unless it’s…

You lost the House.

You won a single seat majority in the Senate, in an election year that heavily favored Republicans.

Just this week, you narrowly held onto a district by two points (at most) in a district that went to Trump in 2016 by 16 points.

So much winning.