MADtv was fine and had some great performers. Plus, it turned the spotlight on its women cast members, where SNL was very much a boys’ club at the time. There are some things that probably haven’t aged well like Alex Borstein’s Ms. Swan, but SNL were doing similar stereotypes at the same time with recurring characters…

Small children with dead squirrels is my favorite niche genre of viral video. This will make the second entry after:

Heads up. I won’t play along with snarky comments like “who else was the boyfriend pressuring?”

There’s no way that, in 2019, you’re so oblivious that you don’t realize I’m using a gender neutral pronoun because (as I said in my comment) it’s not really clear how Dorian Corey identified.

“The thing is he’s... You know ‘special’.” - Daddy Wohl

Unless he had some sort of stipulation in his will, you know Melania is going to pull the plug.

Doctor: [Gathers the family around.] I’m sorry, but you have a pretty tough decision to ma-

ECG: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Pan over to Melania with plug in hand.]

Melania: Money is mine now? No…

Are you Werner Herzog? You have to tell me if I ask.

Guys, I think he means bringing back the tradition of showing Looney Tunes shorts before the start of a feature length film.

It hadn’t. The first book didn’t come out until 1996.

Sorry to reply to twice but I’ll give you a run down of the Dorian Corey story.

So, the official story (per a note Corey left behind) is that the body belonged to a burglar who broke into their house when they were home, they shot him and then panicked and hid the body. New York Magazine did a whole investigation…

I hope that lunatic woman comes back occasionally. It’s important, especially now. Not everyone can afford high price doctors.

Yeah, she does. A big part of the show’s appeal is watching the co-hosts fight. If viewers want to watch a bunch of women who like each other having a civil discussion, they’ll watch The Talk.

Speaking of the house, it looks like New Janine really was pregnant after all, and Lenny, her Cornflake Girl, is still credited as the co-parent.

An extra long nap and free flight? Why don’t we just give her the keys to Canada?

“Why dont they just turn it off if its offensive? Thats what I did when Forrest Gump started running.” - John Waters (for context, he’s talking about a family in Florida that enjoyed Hairspray and Cry-Baby then deciding to rent Pink Flamingos and then calling the police when the guy starts... um... lip syncing.) 

What about Mariska Hargitay’s dad?

What the fuck did any of us ever do to you to deserve having that image seared into our brains?

And why does no one bring up the fact that the US once shot down a commercial airliner killing 290 Iranian civilians?

It just blows my mind that there are Trump supporters on social media saying things like “Teach them a lesson[,] Mr. President;” Over a drone when the US killed nearly 300 innocent people and took a…

I’m just sitting here eagerly awaiting the first theater to mix up Child’s Play and Toy Story 4.

We did that. It was called The Golden Girls and it was magical.

Yeah, she also confirmed that they tasked Michael Cohen with getting Giorgi Rtskhiladze to look into some kind of compromising tape involving Trump and Russian prostitutes. In the Mueller Report there’s a text from Rtskhiladze to Cohen that says “Stopped flow of tapes.”

Pee is not mentioned, but there is still a…