at least the bmw won't be rusted to death after 5 years.

[This is how Porsche marketed the racing version of the 911, the GT3R, back in 1999. Photo: Porsche]

See the funny thing is (and I hate that this is a thing, really) is that so many people that "dislike" this car would fawn all over it if it was wearing a Mazda or Honda badge.

Busty Moms Wanted.

"HAHAHAHA We're no longer the worst!"

BMW: Bourgeois Mommy Wheels.

Fuck this thing.

If you see a moose do you go slower or faster?

We could all go a lot faster if the road wasn't filled with Yayhoos dicking around in the fast lane.

Poor Afroduck, can't catch a break.

I've put 50k on my 95 Audi S6 in 6 years. Problems: Coolant hose blew once. Coils got weak, replaced them for $220. Other than that, it's just been basic stuff like brakes/tires/oil changes. You are a pussy.

Suspension makes a big difference to Tavarish-type cars: Buy a cheap Mercedes with ABC, and it will feel like riding a magic carpet, but maintenance could make it the most expensive car you ever own. On the other hand I've never had trouble with airmatic.

I can't speak for the rest of my fellow Jalops, but I would gladly pay $16 for 90 minutes of that in IMAX.

Oh my Lord. People like you are absolutely ruining Jalopnik. Out of the about 50 people who agree with me, you are the only one who just HAD to reply and say something negative. Then, I get called a prick; mainly because some guy with his ass on his shoulders can't see something positively. Lovely.

Bonus: Ford Transit versus Mercedes-Benz

Pretty sure it was completed.