Just like any Trump voter is a racist. That is how it works here now.

Too soon?

This story’s about you, isn’t it?

Judging by cream wobbly shitting all over every thread in here, I suspect he was the one to lose his friend’s BMW.

i lost the tv remote TWICE last week.

I found a photo of the two friends with a quick google search:

Twice already to great effect.

Lazy article is lazy.

And that’s how they win - they’ve got you properly terrorized. And for what? ISIS is for miserable angry losers who can’t hack it in the real world. Don’t be afraid of them - be amused by them. Laugh at ISIS. Ridicule them. Let them know the world will destroy them before they try to destroy the world. Keep the mantra…

If they don’t have firearms they’ll use trucks.

Don’t be. Your odds of dying by a terrorist attack is one in 20 million. It’s extremely unlikely that you or anyone you know will be killed by any terrorist group. Now, I am not saying that we should simply ignore ISIS. I’m not. I’m saying, we should do something but what we should not do is live in constant fear.

When you guys were called out for not reporting this in a timely manner, due to your preoccupation with defending the Mariah Carey, you claimed you needed more time to properly give this matter attention (which is inconsistent with your previous coverage of other mass shootings).

By hiring workers.

think of it as community service

show us how strong your free will is and stop posting internet comments.

you’d make a good troll rhett, unless of course this was actually a serious article, in which case I feel extremely sorry for the people who have to sign your paychecks.

I remember the first time I flunked out of college because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. I spent a year off and convinced myself I really did want to go to school and succeed. They gave me another chance. First semester back I flunked out because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. This time I accepted it.

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.