That McDonald’s tweet was da bomb.

http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/03-the-big-man-cant-shoot/

No. Yes.

And Dump is going to restore their access to surplus military gear. American pigs love to play GI Joe dress-up.

All those notifications would drive me fucking insane.

Bethany Howell Under Investigation For Child Neglect

Something tells me there is more to this hipster doofus vs. drunk suit dummy story.

I’ve carried a knife of some sort every day for the last 25 years. The Kershaw Chive is the only knife that has opened up while in my pocket. Luckily i didn’t get cut. A/O “flippers” are a flawed design. Never again, Ken Onion.

I’ve carried a knife of some sort every day for the last 25 years. The Kershaw Chive is the only knife that has…

Sorry about your schlort.

Knives are tools, not weapons.

The hillary shimmy is actually Parkinson’s.

Cannabis is already a schedule 1 drug under federal law.

TLDR: people are stupid

The author apparently thinks lighthouse keepers and pirate spotters are subhuman.

Remember, Dems loved Wikileaks when they were releasing info on Bush II’s fake war...