OTOH, every other sub chain slices on site, so maybe it’s not a huge deal. Even Jimmy John’s (whose whole shtick is speed) slices on site. I’d be surprised if it was sliced to order - staff will use “down time” to slice meat for service.

I’m reading the list of things this A$$hat has done and it sounds like HE is the problem and not the “unsanctioned gathering.” My 60 year old mother drives 80 on the daily and hasn’t rolled her sloppy suspension SUV, so perhaps this guy just needs to be taken out of general population into a nice cell where he can…

we’re not talking about some random fictional road you describe as ‘the real problem’. we’re talking about I-595, a roadway that is part of the Interstate Highway System. it’s a limited access highway. it’s not ‘trivial’ to walk on an interstate.

No, Dumb isn’t learning. Making mistakes is learning. If you do something dumb, that means that you knew exactly what you were doing and knew better, but still chose the dumb option.  I don’t think you’re grasping this point.  Dumb is a poor decision, when experience tells otherwise.

Doing dumb things and making mistakes are mutually exclusive. Dumb things are done intentionally despite intelligence telling us otherwise.  Mistakes and failure are not intentional. No kid goes out intentionally to fail.  They will intentionally do dumb things however.

Funny thing is the demise of this car will not be by consumers but by Toyota dealerships. With shortages this thing will be a six figure car at some dealerships pushing the envelope and normal dealers asking $10k over sticker. Every cool car made in the last 6-7 years has had some sort of dealer markup with it being…

Everything about your comment is spot on except the part where you lied about liking Bradley. No one likes Bradley

A 2.0T with 9 trillion pounds of boost is going to be more reliable than a relatively lightly stressed big-ass V10? Yeah, right.

Fictional movies are proof now?

He punched a 77-year-old man, the man fell down, hit his head, and died as a result. This is textbook manslaughter per Florida statutes: regardless of whether there was a specific intent to kill, it is reasonably foreseeable that punching an old man in face could lead to their death; the fact that the kid was almost…

Counterpoint:  77 years of being a racist piece of shit is more than he deserved.

Whats going on?

“This mail truck represents the USPS under DeJoy”

Rory, this is obviously a heartfelt piece and I appreciate that. As with almost everything you publish here, it’s very well done.

This is not well  written or well researched. Not even close.

“What the fuck is this?”

Is Jalopnik no longer a car website? Is this why David and Torch left?

On a CAR centric website?

What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?

Plus, they’ll never assume it was sabotaged. They’ll just assume it broke becuase it was French. Although that does kind of make the sabotage redundant.