If it were $2600, I might buy it as a joke, get it disinfected and cruise around. 

Yup, the swangers aren’t nearly big enough.

Isaac Hayes would like to have a word with you.

They’re swangas, but they’re baby swangas 

Shit come to Houston, this thing is tame

$26K for a 37 year old Eldo that looks like it was dressed-up by Ru-Paul on crack?

So one person staring at you over your spouse’s shoulder is fine, but two is far too many.

That’s because the horror stories are actually documentaries. 

Would be nice to see it in my garage when I’m lookin’ out my back door.

The CC R line is a great ride for a Fortunate Son who was Born on the Bayou.

... or two NBs, one for the street and one for the track :)

Looking at what’s on the market right now, this price doesn’t seem out of line but that doesn’t make it right. For this kind of money I’d be looking for a Boxster or a newer Miata.

Bringing back something that was relevant in 1997 and intent on destroying the world?

This whole article is bait.

I was starting a skeptic list in my head before watching the video, and it was oddly specific about easy to clean while ignoring the “stamp” part with all the tiny crevices.

The lack of actual video of the device working very strongly puts me in the “this is totally bogus” camp.

so its a garlic press 

Did they use a vhs camcorder to get the footage? This is likely to good to be true as they can’t show it working in 1 take. 

I think I got a ‘93 Ford Heresy as a rental once...

That kind of scratch for the worst possible Mustang? Yeah, no.