Agreed. I think Mercedes (and Rob once a day) is the only person still  here who actually cares about cars.

When I worked produce in a grocery store, I had one customer who would request produce waste for his pigs. I know I was only allowed to save it for him because he said it was for animals. I didn’t care what he was actually doing with it.

Home remodeling shows are even worse about this. They’ll quote a full kitchen rebuild at $20,000 to make it look easy and profitable. 

I feel like I throw away 90% of it every year. The kid gets burnt out fast on candy

Out of laziness a week ago I threw mine in a gas oven for a few minutes and the box did indeed catch fire

NP! Let’s keep the streak alive!

What else is the attorney supposed to say? He didn’t tell the cops not to arrest the dude

Platinum and palladium prices spiked earlier this year. The bad news for thieves is that both are down over 20% in the last 3 months

TB has lost its magic. The shrinking menu and raising prices have killed the value. Their specialty items aren’t as creative anymore either.  It went from being the only fast food I’d regularly eat to a place I go every couple of months.

RIP Meximelt, gone too soon

I am not ashamed to pick up little caesars. They have the best app of any restaurant. Just tell it how many pizzas you want and hit order. No navigating through “deals” and coupons. None of that customization BS.

The triangle ones that fold in half allowing me to fill them with salsa or queso like a savory cannoli. Nothing beats the cheese tunnel.

Other mild outdoor annoyances are the sun and wind. In the south, the only acceptable outdoor seating is at night, on a screened in patio. Save the open air for convertibles and baseball stadiums. I’m going to enjoy my meal alongside god’s greatest creation: the air conditioner.

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Maybe it’s my french heritage, but until I started seeing the word written, I assumed it had an r in it

But the steering wheel looks like an adorable smiling turtle!

The Catholics are. A large portion of Louisiana can’t eat chicken on Fridays

The air fryer is great for leftovers too

I went through a phase where my buddies and I would experiment with cooking lunch in the break room microwave. Some things work well in the microwave.

I heard an ad for a smart range and was wondering the same thing. As if I’m laying in bed while caramelizing onions and needed to turn down the heat. Never do I have recipes that need to adjust oven temp mid-cook.