Get any cheap car and put a leopard wrap and longhorns on it or something. Kids aren’t gonna be impressed by Saabs and wagons like us.

We started playing a game we saw on Daniel Tiger. Have your kid close their eyes and you take something off the table. Then they try to guess what’s missing. It’s simple, but passes some time. You can even start taking more items each time or rearranging them.

Be careful with the Chuck E’s. My kid with no known allergies broke out in hives the last time we brought him there as a reward for a great week at school. I felt so bad that we hyped him up all week and ended up at the clinic on Friday night.

But you can deduct that loss from your taxes. 

But do you always remember to click the affiliate link before checking out the sale?

But do you always remember to click the affiliate link before checking out the sale?

Great work. I actually think the vertical line should be just right of the crease judging by this frame where Betts’s body moved, but the glove stayed put:

I think once they get you to pull forward, the clock stops, thus making their service time better.

I was thinking the same thing about BK. It’s fast because they don’t bother making anything fresh. Most of the time the food is cold. My wife got chicken fries once that could be used as drumsticks.

It’s fair to say you don’t like the taco or anything else from taco bell, but I’m pretty sure this is their best seller.

Not everybody wants to live forever. I wouldn’t be opposed to an accidental death so my family could collect life insurance.

How you gonna show off if I can’t hear those 8 cylinders roaring?

My ‘98 Sierra with a 5.7L would get 13 mpg if you drove a whole tank without going over 3000 rpm

I hate Angel just as much as anybody, and agree he’s the worst ump, but I just wanted to point out that most challenges will be overturned because the team gets a chance to watch the replay before issuing the challenge. 

My grandpa in his 80s asked me to convert some of his old comedy records to CDs so he could listen in his truck. He hadn’t heard them in many years. It’s startling to listen today to the language and jokes that were used long ago., especially about women and mentally challenged.

RAM has been going for the jugular with discounts and rebates. The dealers around me have plenty of 4 doors for under 20 grand. The stripped out F150 single cabs don’t dip below 24.

And every Blue Jays fan should be happy to be rid of this asshole. I’d much prefer unpredictable Giles

I remember the Popeye’s apple pies being better than McD’s growing up. Popeye’s isn’t the kind of brand that follows “healthy” trends, so hopefully they haven’t screwed it up. 

“These roasted potatoes taste like mattress foam, which is delicious.”

I ordered room service in Vegas for me and my wife. The hotel charged a service charge, delivery charge, and automatic gratuity. I grabbed some cash anyway to give the delivery guy. He came in the room, laid out a tablecloth, set the silverware and plates, and filled our glasses. I gave him the cash I had set aside…

Paul Allen bought it?I wonder what kind of offers that dude was rejecting. He definitely knew what he had