Looking back, Aspire was a hilarious name for that car.

Why do we need a kitchen and a bathroom? Pipes are pipes, people.

I’ve only ordered from them twice. The first time I ordered a bumper and got an email a few days later saying it was back-ordered. Two months later when it shipped I noticed the price was $50 less than what I paid. I complained to customer service and got store credit for the difference. Better than nothing I guess.…

If I ever accidentally killed a child, I would do everyone a favor and kill myself immediately, but I’m always on the verge of suicide anyway.

I’m sure these will be in bars where lots of Browns fans are watching the game and wanting to share the thrill of victory with everyone else in the bar.

I’m poor and my score is in the 800s. It’s about being smart with debt.

2 years ago I put some cheap store brand tires on my wife’s old car that we were planning on trading soon. We ended up keeping it and I don’t think those things have lost 1mm of tread. They ride like bricks though.

I have a 10 year old black one that gets used frequently. I was interested in the red for $99, but I think it was a location thing. I changed the store to Chicago and it added it to the cart. Nice username BTW

I have a 10 year old black one that gets used frequently. I was interested in the red for $99, but I think it was a…

How much can you control from the steering wheel, and are there any pictures of it? 

It tells me no longer available

It tells me no longer available

Damn, there’s too many unwritten social rules that I keep screwing up. 

I know I’m an asshole, but what am I supposed to call my waitress? Ms. Waitress? Honey? Ask her for her last name? Your comment made me even more self-conscious than before. 

If you can afford a home with more than $12,000 yearly interest, I don’t exactly weep for you.

They’re treating that thing like a rental

It’s always stupid hot in Louisiana, so I’ll eat whatever. I’ll cook a gumbo in August if I want to, the Sun can’t stop me.

I can eat plain hot dogs all day long. It’s the bread that needs the condiments. 

If the problem was just a tire, I’m sure he could’ve found one.

Because I’m fairly certain our baby wasn’t getting hepatitis from anyone. I believe in vaccines, but my kid was dealing with enough already. We read all the side effects and worried that our situation didn’t fit into standard testing molds.

You are right. Hep B is given within 24 hours.

My wife had an emergency c-section for our son, who was born with low birth weight and two heart defects. The whole process was scary for both of us.