Being a small guy, I usually have to step up and volunteer for the third row seat on packed road trips. I’ve squeezed into small SUVs, and crawled back into the third row of full size rental vehicles and even in luxury versions.

I’m sure there’s some kind of corporate explanation that isn’t “LOOK AT MAH MERCEDES!!”

But those look so good now because square is in. Will our opinions change when new cars are ovals? I used to think the fox body Mustang was hideous, and now I would prefer that one a million times over the 4th gen.

It’s about time for Mercedes to start labeling the size of that emblem.

Maybe finally we can get a follow-up. Bet she ignores all the suggestions and gets a CUV like probably everyone else.

Should have just done it auction style. Keep raising the reward until you get takers. I would be a day late for $1000.

What is the reason for booking a standby ticket? Aren’t they just paying themselves? If the crew is guaranteed to get on board, it seems like confirmed seats is the only option.

Good analogy, but I’m not blaming anyone. I told Tom I usually enjoy his articles (even the Demon ones). I was making the point that he kind of made the Demon “his thing.”

Full disclosure: I actually like most of your articles, even if my first post didn’t seem that way. I just would hate to see this turn into Dodgeopnik, with every writer trying to post the newest leak/press release.

Where’s Tom? He’s been ramming these articles down our throats for months, and now everyone else is swooping in to steal those sweet page views.

You expect the editors to read all those articles?

That shot from the rear quarter is not flattering. I can’t figure out what is going on with the roof line and trunk (spoiler?). It doesn’t look anything like the prototypes last year from the back.

Most of the hate is with the advertising tease, not the car. At this point, Tom would be stupid not to write an article. All he has to do is copy two paragraphs from Dodge and he gets tons of hits from everyone ready to skip over the BS article and voice their opinion. I will never want to own a demon, but I don’t…

it is two thousand and fucking seventeen! Where is your goddamn rage!?!?!?!?!?!

I thought Ferrari was super restrictive over who could buy their cars. Common sense must not be one of their metrics.

These jeep “rendering” posts are just as bad as all the Demon posts. Can’t it wait until there’s some actual substance? 

Gaffigan already has about 100 kids. He probably drives a church bus.

Yep. Keep the GTI. Get a roof rack and storage box for vacations and longer trips.

Simple. Berliners know how to look like a boss.