Will a Fiat even last 7 years?

Dude, they cheated. The gov’t test is to simulate real world driving.

If you roll around in a Bugatti, I hope you can find better thrills than a bike seat.

The whole thing has a Penrose triangle vibe going on.

I could see many more Chiron buyers willing to add a matching $39,000 bicycle than would go for the boat option.

They set up checkpoints, but they have to tell you where they are. As long as you don’t get too drunk, you remember where not to drive.

How would the cops know to pull you over if you’re not impaired?

Cash for Clunkers was like buying your wife a new big screen TV, it’s really for you. The gov’t wrapped it up as a gift for car shoppers tired of paying high gas prices, but really it was a gift for car companies to move product.

No. I refuse to buy peanut butters that don’t come in 18 oz. I’m not supporting them screwing up my family recipes. Eff buying two jars and busting out my scale.

I don’t know how stealthy the Kizashi is. The other day I was staring at one trying to figure out what the heck it was. Finally when I caught it at a red light, I exclaimed “A Suzuki!?”

I love that they only say “good answer” when it is most definitely not a good answer.

I must have missed a Demon post. Lord knows there’s been a lot of them.

I do this when driving through speedtrap towns or my neighborhood. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that constant speed is easier to maintain in a car without a torque converter. For instance, when I borrowed my mom’s chevy truck I had to keep tapping the brakes through my neighborhood. Once the truck goes…

Can you imagine the lowball offers?

What would a thief do with a car as noticeable as this one? You can’t really chop it up. I would think it would be hard to sell on craigslist. Do you just hope everyone will think you became ultra wealthy overnight?

You will still get most people thinking it’s a conspiracy, because they know that the inspector will be taking kickbacks from shop owners or referring business to his brother in law.

My son isn’t even old enough for school yet, and my wife insists that he will never ride the bus. I don’t see what’s wrong with the bus, but I also don’t know anyone who puts their kids on a bus.

Spoilers, dude! You gotta give me time to guess.

A lot of people online (every circlejerking redditor) seem to think that the model 3 will be just as nice as the S, only a little smaller, and for $35k. It’s not wrong to like Tesla cars, but some of the brand supporters are delusional.

I wouldn’t even buy a gasoline Lamborghini if I had Lamborghini money. They draw too much attention and I prefer to go about my day unnoticed. However, I think many Lambo owners are the polar opposite of me and would buy it no matter the engine, just as long as people saw that they were rich.