Trump’s consistent pattern is to mow down on some Big Macs, mainline Fox News into his eyeballs for his daily counting exercise to see how many times they mentioned him, fall alseep on the toilet after exhausting himself from shitting out said Big Macs, farting himself awake at 3am, firing off an terrible policy…

You are right, it’s disappointing at the lack of mystery mushrooms. It could be that they arent pushing them as much because amiibos arent as big of a thing as they were when the first one came out.

They clearly decided to move the peace process over to Bolton so that Kushner could try to sit in a chair where his feet don't touch the ground at the big kids table.

The simpsons arcade game is so awesome. There is definitely a whole roll of pictures of a young vwtifuljoe wasting all of his quarters on it while at an arcade at Disneyland in 1993.

That's probably what I'm thinking of

I appreciate that you didn’t spoil the moment Joshua, but come on. We all know that Vincent’s coffin is called Rosebud.

I've posted criticisms of these news posts about something being the most pathetic/dumb/cynical thing in a day, and while I stand by them, this definitely is the most blatantly pathetic thing I've seen all day and is completely deserving of its headline. 

That is the expectation of NBC, to launch their own streaming service. And while Apple may have the money, it does not have the sensibility to take on any established old network players.

Would you have preferred I refer to it as the rope-a-dope strategy then? 

I think no matter what Apple tries to do for AppleTV, they are going to be fucked by Disney.

“One Of The Coolest Rhythm Games Ever, Now On Switch”

Declaring to your house/apartment that you are leaving would have to be the hardest habit to pick up, as well as the most existentially terrifying.

I feel the exact same way. I was super into Final Fantasy Brave Exvius for about a year after it launched. I had a ton of fun playing it, and only spent about $20 on it. But I recognized I was developing some problematic behaviors with how much I was playing it. I managed to stop it just about cold turkey. Now, none…

In the past, they kind of treated the name of James Bond itself as a code name and used it as a way to explain why different people played the same character over such a long time. I don't think it was ever confirmed, just treated as a hand waving, enjoy the movie kind of logic. They did the same thing with Ralph…

There is a limit here too, both natural and artificial. Natural, from the match clock, and artificial from the size of the arena.

Professional athletes and coaches are lauded for their ability to manage the clock. Read any Funbag article for prime examples of people blowing it. Spectators don't really suffer as it makes up a very small aspect of the overall match, and is yet another layer of competition.

The point is is that its already done in basketball and football, and it is lauded as good clock management.

The point is is that its already done in basketball and football, and it is lauded as good clock management.

For those who rail against turtling, I wonder what their opinion is on running out the clock in football or basketball is.

I ran into this over the weekend, people parroting the phrase “we’ll see what happens”. Its so frustrating. Not only are they using it as a way to shutdown conversations about a variety of topics (we were discussing trees that had been cut down on part of a highway and local development projects), but it also sent the…