Until someone can prove this cheat killed more people than the Takata airbags; I simply don’t care.

At least you have palm trees in your city. Palm trees instantly spruce up a city...like leather interior in a car

Bus pass owners?

I feel like $80 is cheap compared to how much dealers normally try to rip people off for nitrogen...

Battletoads.

Lambo.

I also get a kick out of the customers who find out what invoice pricing is on a particular vehicle, then proceed to tell you what your fair profit is. I had a gentleman come in a couple years back, he was young, direct and snobbish. Chest was out, chin was up. He had a plan, and knew he would emerge successful. You…

The car is registered to a small town Schweinfurt, east of Frankfurt, Germany.

Hey Jalopnik, Did you forgot to tell us about the 918’s feature button ?

Wow. Its a shame you don’t need to pass a test to operate a vehicle with that kind of horsepower. You know, the same way you do when you operate a vehicle that weighs a shit load.

That lunch does not sound like a good idea for a work day. That’s more of an “It doesn’t matter what happens to my bathroom this weekend” kinda lunch.

This. This is enough. Kudos, good Sir.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

MK6 GTI. You can get a fairly decent for around $15k. Probably one of the better choices for a German car in that price range.

I could write a 1000 word essay explaining every stupid mistake I've ever made, but that doesn't absolve me of responsibility for my actions. Granted, this guy does sound like less of an asshat than normal, and he's taken responsibility for his actions, but in the eyes of the C&C organizers, this is still asshattery.

Being a former salesman and manager this is one of the best articles I have read in ages. Props to you sir

The behavior of salespeople will always be driven by management, in particular by their compensation and reward structures. I purchased a car from a Sewell dealership in Dallas. Their owner had written a brilliant book on customer service and the way to treat new buyers. I had read it when working on my MBA, so I…

This! A million times this!