When Portis got hit in the eye and it the floor, I was saying, even the rookie is getting injured!

The team name is Giants, that’s why. In English. You can write it ジャイアンツ in katakana if you want.

Your posts are peak kinja. Never change.

When is it acceptable to make a shit-ass comment about someone taking the elevator? Never. Because I did it once, and the person was coming off of knee surgery a few months prior and I had to go to “sensitivity” class because of it.

Nope, Japanese pro teams typically use English words for nicknames. My only guess is to make their leagues more marketable internationally.

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Dear Google,

The google car should just have a printer on the side that can print out the cars insurance information for when this happens

AWD, launch control, a 6 speed gear box, big bolstered seats and sticky track tires... Oops I think I just described my car :)

I drive through downtown Geneva (Rt. 38) and St. Charles (Rt. 64) on a daily basis, I don’t see much of the phone thing, although during the day in Geneva, it’s more of the “not watching and nearly walking into traffic” or “walk into traffic and give you a dirty look while crossing near, but not at a…

Troll away. Zero fucks given. :)

Call me insensitive, but even if it was my own nephew (not a father) died while walking across a street and texting, I would be sad and still say he had what was coming to him.

We’re all going to die some time or another, just make sure you’re not the dumbass whose organs gets stuck in the crevices of Doug DeMuro’s…

You are absolutely correct,ignore the idiot responses.

What’s the matter? Little car syndrome?

I work in the second biggest downtown in the nation on a daily basis. I have a 10 block walk through taxi cab/bus/erratic late driver hell to get to work. The answer, is that everyone’s looking at their phones. Pedestrians AND drivers.

Yes the 95 accords were equipped with autonomous drift mode

Interesting use of the passive voice. I wonder, was it driving itself?

“slid”

Zero American Dollars. Own your property.

Now I’m confused