James Woods hasn’t change one iota during the last 40+ years. He is still a 1st Class Prick.

Cigarettes are “gaspers” and “fags” are the younger boys who act as slave for the head boys. And you sneak into the village in mufti to try and get in a pub but, generally, it’s pointless as everybody knows somebody who’s got an older brother who is part owner of a nightclub in London.

I worked at AMC theaters as a teen and once got James Woods popcorn. For the surprising number of celebrity encounters I had at that job, his was the weirdest. I asked him if he wanted a receipt, and he declined, then once I threw it away, he made me dig it back out of the trash can so a “weirdo” wouldn’t get it.…

Ahhh, good point.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

It’s probably just the youngest two that are upset to the point where they want to cling to Momgelina. The older kids...well, they’re older. Maddox I think might not even be at home, isn’t he about the age to be a college freshman?

Ick. I’ve known many cokeheads in my day, but James Woods strikes me as one of the grossest. Just, double ick.

Lol! Actually I lost interest well before The Swiftening. If anything, it was pure validation.

It could be way whiter- no one who went to Eton would need the final four words of the sentence.

Never forget! ~Sean Young

You can’t pinpoint it? There are a myriad of options, choose the best answer:

I’ve met James Woods twice.

Are my eyes melting or did Jez change the font? What is happening to me?

Yeah. Pretty Much.

I follow Oswald on the Twitter Machine. I knew he was funny, but damn - this is how you do an awards show. He was funny, not ridiculous or offensive - even to Trump supporters (I think?). It can be done!

Funny how James Woods felt that mentioning his twitter was a thing. That him and Trump share that has to mean something. “All those egg avatars gone” was a blazing clap back. 

“Tom Hiddleston’s nickname at Eton was “Piddle” as in “Hiddle Piddle.”

Patton Oswalt is no Kim Kardashian, but people like him on Twitter.

Kim’s robbers really thought they were on some Ocean’s 11 type shit, meeting up at a cafe after the heist. These old fuckers:

Who let Woods out of the Woods?