I had a moment, seeing that picture of Melania Trump at the inaugural looking crushed after Trump turned and said something to her, where I realized you could make a Margaret Keane-esque “big eyes” picture of the moment just before that when she looked vaguely hopeful that he was going to say something kind.

I get collecting old ones like Apple Lisa’s and Comador. And I just discovered LGR on YouTube. But my coworker would hold on and collect random dell from 2000. Ones that weren’t in any way special or unique and were ones of dozens to hundreds of computers released that year.

Probably got the state of Rhode Island to pay for it.

I used to collect old computers, but then I started dating my wife and realized that I could either be a nerdy hoarder or I could have a successful relationship with another human being.

Stevie and Donnie are sooooo playing Mystery Date tonight.

The only possible reasons to buy Hitler’s piles of stuff are

I mean, Cheeto did say that the phone system in the White House is confusing, clearly he’s trying to get back to basics here.

Has anyone seen Steve Bannon in the last few hours?

Desk of the oval office gets a new phone in three...two...

I sincerely hope the new owner gets tangled in the cord and dies alone gasping for air.

AND Nordstrom stopped carrying Ivanka Trump’s line!

AND Nordstrom stopped carrying Ivanka Trump’s line!

Oh man that is genius

Oh man that is genius

We went to “The Rack” yesterday.

We went to “The Rack” yesterday.

*fart noise*

*fart noise*

I work above a Nordstrom Rack and a week or so ago I found some beautiful Burberry shoes on clearance, but they were still a bit more then I wanted to pay. So I visited them every other day or so, and finally hide them, and declared: if Clear the Rack starts soon, and they are still here, I will buy them. It started…

I work above a Nordstrom Rack and a week or so ago I found some beautiful Burberry shoes on clearance, but they were…

Everytime there’s a clear the rack sale I can’t help but sing christmas songs... most wonderful time of the year!

Everytime there’s a clear the rack sale I can’t help but sing christmas songs... most wonderful time of the year!

it’s in-store as well!

it’s in-store as well!

I need four of you to buy that damn boot in a size 12 so I don’t continue to spend money I shouldn’t.

Hurry please.

I need four of you to buy that damn boot in a size 12 so I don’t continue to spend money I shouldn’t.

Hurry please.

Beware of Ivanka Trump stuff, though.

Beware of Ivanka Trump stuff, though.