If you don’t have your foot in the door before you get an MBA, the chance of that happening after you get your MBA are exponentially smaller. It’s the same for people who go to law school and then complain they’re doing paralegal work.

EW. That just adds to my prejudice that MBAs ruin everything.

I would rather swallow and choke on my own tongue than re-enter the dating pool. Bestest excuse.

I have an MBA from a top school and can confirm that this happens A LOT

Rocker lifestyle. It’s why they can have multiple baby mommas without marriage & be seen as artists but rappers are amoral beasts for doing the same thing.

My sister got an MBA from a fancy school, and said it was very much the ambition of some of the bros that the MBA gets them into a higher tier of the business world, and that allows them access to, erm, “better p*&^y”. Ah, menz. The women were more like I need this MBA to just get into the goddamn door.

Her dad, for all his drooling incompetence, is a selfish idiot who can’t keep it in his pants and has cheated on Sharon their entire marriage.

That wasn’t my MBA experience, if it’s any comfort. I mean, I don’t know everybody’s business but everybody that was married in my program was still married at the end of it.

Wow, I have never heard of that. But I also don’t exist in MBA land. I wonder if law school is like that too.

What the hell kind of schools ARE these? I’ve never heard of someone embarking on a post-graduate degree as a way to meet a more desirable mate....especially an MBA, which tends to be one of the pricier degrees.

To be fair ozzy isn’t playing with a full deck so while I don’t normally buy the “she took advantage of him” argument it seems a little more plausible in this case.

She was raised to treat him like a precious child who can’t help himself. He was always a violent, completely self-absorbed, drugged up slut.

I know exactly what she means.

boy name Kelly

I’m guessing it’ll be some version of a boy name for a girl, a la James, Ryan and Blake.

Ooh ooh pretentious name suggestions. If it’s a boy they should name him Clementine.

I’m guessing a girl named George or a boy named Sue.

While I understand Kelly’s anger, it takes two to tango and her dad shouldn’t get off so easy.

Ugh should I just get back in bed until there’s better gossip in the world? Like maybe Blake & Ryan’s baby-name reveal? They better not disappoint!! Sassafras Honey if it’s a girl! Or boy, fuck it.

I feel you, Julie Bowen.