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I can’t believe that Yoko Ono posted something that wasn’t obnoxious.

I agree about her post from today but I love you both!

Don’t insult Queen Kara by mentioning her writing in the same breath as mine! (Today’s Shade Court was particularly magnificent.)

Ellen, sweetie- you must be aware that the earth rotates? And that it takes 24 to...oh fuck it. Never mind - I forgot.  You can’t read.

Oh, but I enjoy it! You ramble and elongate beautifully, like the mirror opposite of Kara’s equally wonderful, slightly more concise, but very cutting putdowns.

Hopefully, she is showering with grey water. It’s all she deserves.

even if its wrong to say, its still not wrong.

Is it body-snarking to say I think a center part is the least flattering hairstyle Jessica Biel could have?

So Jessica Biel is basically a pretty Kramer.

She claimed he got lazy after the wedding and suddenly wouldn’t do anything but play X-Box. Personally, that seems fishy- I’m halfway convinced there was a pregnancy scare or the wedding was a cash grab, or something! I mean, he had the pig before they got married!

That reason is hilarious yet legit. I also raises questions: did he suddenly stop cleaning up after Porkins and expect her to? Did she not notice how slovenly he was with the pig or just not care?

What fascinates me is people who know each other for years, cohabitating, they marry and divorce within the year. Why? Was someone bored? Why marry if you aren`t completely sure? And it’s always splashy big expensive weddings. Why spend all that money if you’re going to very soon need it to move out and reestablish

I wasn’t going to mention the reason because it’s so unbelievably stupid and trashy, but hand to God, she got fed up and left him because he WOULDN’T CLEAN UP AFTER HIS PET PIG.

I think a lot of long term relationships fall apart after a few years naturally, but some people make the mistake of getting married really quickly during that process. Or marriage just changes the nature of the relationship in ways they didn’t foresee. It’s a bit embarrassing, but I guess it’s better than waiting it

My brother got divorced after just a year of marriage. His wife neglected to tell him that she didn’t love him before they married, and she refused to work on the relationship. He didn’t see it coming.

ahhhh, similar to the ‘you know what will fix us hating each other? Another entirely dependent life form. Let’s have a baby!’

my unmarried guess is a lot of them get married to “fix” the relationship.

Bobby, I’m so damn sorry that some people don’t get your priceless humor. You do so many things that go way over everyone’s heads. And for that, sir, I salute you. Carry on.

I don’t understand how you can even manage to go from wanting to get married to hating each other in a year- how is that even possible?? And yet, my hillbilly cousin was married LESS THAN A MONTH.

I didn’t read the byline on this article but I read this: