She has nothing on MIMI, MIley is way under MIMI’s league.

I did that too...but I’m a dipshit and parked MY car blocks away so she wouldn’t know I was near by. What I didn’t realize is that I had accidentally locked my own keys in my car. So when I was done laughing at her face she got an even better chance to laugh at mine when I realized I was stranded and locked out of my…

This is Lena Dunham’s bf. I will say no more...

only poor people walk by themselves.

Honestly the men could try a LITTLE bit. This guy would get thrown out of any Chuck E. Cheese, I hope he wasn’t allowed into a nice restaurant like that.

I hope the French police are more responsive than the ones in Milan. They basically told Gigi to run along, little girl.

Oh yea, the blind auditions are edited to death. The actual taping lasts around 5 hours for 10-12 auditions so the contestants get around a half hour each. If someone is shut out right away, that’s more time for someone else. That’s a lot of talking.

Today in, “photos that make me irrationally angry”:

She has the resources to do it and I hope she does. Come on Kim this your moment!

Huh--I guess it is kind of subjective. I haven’t felt like she’s saying more nothing than any of the other coaches, but maybe I’m not paying a lot of attention.

Girl must have a short fucking memory because she named her latest album literally after herself.

He definitely seems like the “will eventually escalate” type from my armchair psychologist perspective. He’s clearly so balls-out that even security doesn’t catch him, so...all he has to do is bring a weapon and someone is dead or injured

One does not come for Mimi unless they are called....

A prank is when I moved my friend’s car in high school so she thought it was stolen. (Yes, I let her in on the joke after a few seconds.)

Nah, this classifies as sexual assault. Sorry ladies, wasn’t diminishing his awfulness. He needs to be stopped. Not funny in the least

I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

When this asshole escalates and sexually assaults someone he’s going to cite the “I was only joking” precedent. Shut this guy down. Now. It’s not clever or funny in the least.

Filming a show like that is hours upon hours upon hours of being around your co-hosts, so he could be venting on-screen about something that’s frustrating him off-screen (or both on and off screen).

she wants to press charges.

“Prankster” more like sexually harassing asshole!