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There’s a lot of things that me and my dad can’t talk about, despite us being pretty close. It’s nice to be able to talk about cooking, though. 

Nicki in front of the Kmart wall and Cardi in front of Nissan, the shade.

I watched that with a friend who suggested Cannibal Holocaust as the palate cleanser. I watched How To Train Your Dragon instead. Then I watched it again a year later and found myself saying things like “Huh, I forgot about the skull-fucking scene.” IF YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SKULL-FUCKING SCENE, THAT MOVIE IS TOO MUCH.

Evangelicals and missionary work is such a sham.

I don’t think we disagree with each other (I don’t think Times Up is useful and elite white women celebrities shouldn’t be the face of #MeToo) but your comment literally stated that “53% of white women got us into this mess”. In the context of this post, I don’t think that Trump is the cause of “this mess”. 

“This mess” meaning the electing of Trump, yes? Because I’m pretty certain that 1) sexual assault and harassment happened for eons before Trump was elected, and 2) it’s definitely not any woman’s fault for sexual assault and harassment happening unless they are a perpetrator.

The last paragraph is just aces. It’s maddening but also hilarious.

I’m glad they grayed you. You take up too much space. Take your L and go outside.

It’s Purlisse’s gentle soy milk cleanser! It’s pretty damn amazing. I didn’t know you could cleanse without that horrible tight feeling afterward (sounds dumb but true, I didn’t know). I love the CeraVe moisturizer and love it so I’ll give their cleanser a shot. Thanks for the rec!

No recommendations but can I share that I finally seem to figure out a routine for washing my face? My nose has been red and peeling and cracking for a few years and I was making the mistake of overexfoliating to try to deal with it. After only a week of stopping exfoliation and switching to twice daily cleansing with

Public proposals are a horrible idea unless you’ve spoken with the proposee and they are into the idea. It seems like the girlfriend was into public proposals but I don’t think that’s common. It seems so... there’s so many things that can go wrong and it’s awkward for spectators even if the proposee says yes. 

Workers in the business and their advocacy groups have stated that “sex work” and “sex worker” are the preferred terms for describing the industry and those working in it. I think that’s all we need to know about whether we should continue to use terms like “prostitute”. Using the term “sex work” focused on the fact

I LOVE FAKE RELATIONSHIPS. I live for this shit.

Um, yes. I make sure to ask my partner before I move onto a new sex act/new level of sexual contact. Do you not? Because you probably should.

I definitely would side-eye any of these people seeking to mentor women, though. That seems like a recipe for a repeat.

Good fucking riddance.

Went to a professional conference and successfully networked despite being a socially awkward mess who is feeling insecure about my professional skills. Go me! I connected with a few people I applied with recently and I hope putting in some facetime helps me find a post-grad job.

Strong agree. 

Strong agree. 

Thank you for YYYYYYY-ing “Mooo”! I’ve been listening to that shit on repeat for days. It is a jam and I will fight anyone who says it’s not.