My mom listened to this entire series (books on tape checked out from the library) in front of me when I was a kid. It was bizarre, to say the least.

Oh yeah, I’m not worried about dying from a whip cream canister. I just don’t like things that can explode/pop (toasters, those biscuit tubes, jack in the boxes, etc) so the canisters make me anxious and I go slow when prepping one to do the steps you listed. We’ve had numerous baristas forget to fully empty the…

Not asking for whip is pretty much it but don’t worry about us too much. Obviously death is not a common consequence of using these so feel free to get whip if you want it! Just don’t yell at us if we need to prep a new canister and we take our time being careful, haha.

We use these all the time at the coffee shop I work at. They scare the shit out of me so I’m always extremely careful using them. My coworkers tease me about it but apparently I have a good reason to be careful. I’m sorry that this woman died. It’s so unfortunate.

Beagles, man. Any beagle or beagle mix is going to eat shit it shouldn’t. You just give up after a while.

But does Jurassic Park pass the Bechdel test? Does the velociraptor pod coordinating murder count? Those broads mostly murdered men and therefore were talking about them, but I think we can still count it.

Ask A Manager has been my saving grace. My family is military and no one finished college, so I had no idea what professional norms looked like or what is normal or what behavior/demands should be pushed back on. Ask A Manager is the shit.

The gay Babadook has MADE my Pride month.

I’ve used the TonyMoly I’m Real Pearl mask and LOVED it. 

It looks like he uses spirit gum for his techniques. I don’t have any stores that carry it or I’d so try it! I’m totally going to use his little brow templates, so thank you for sharing this!

I was doing three layers, maybe I need more? I used setting powder in between glue layers, so should I forgo that? Thank you for your response, by the way!

Yeah, I’ve tried to follow a bunch of them and it’s like there’s a secret step missing 😕

Beauty thread!

Sally Kohn! Her face is so gif-able.

Oh no, that is very different situation and I’m sorry you experienced that. :(

Aw, they should have warned her! I’m currently living under loud assholes in the apartment above mine so maybe I should get a peacock now to up my game in The Noise War. Hmmmm.

Man, you’re ruining my (unrealistic and never going to happen) dream! A neighbor had peacocks when I was a kid and they didn’t seem that much louder than the feral cats in the neighborhood, but maybe I just didn’t give a shit as a kid and would hate it as an adult.

If I ever become rich and fancy (not likely) I’m getting a white peacock just to chill around my house.

My wife has Sebastian Stan on her “I’d go straight for them and you can’t be mad” list. He’s the only one on the list, to be fair. Good gifs and thanks for sharing.

Not doubting your story because I know Deaf and hard of hearing folks who are rabid Trump supporters, but there are a lot of ASL signs and classifiers that can look similar to a Nazi salute if the signer is only using one hand or is being more casual or if a viewer doesn’t have the full context of the communication.…