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Oh my god, that sounds amazing.

I’m pretty sure that Rain-X started as a car brand, and it looks like the car-specific product is cheaper! I frickin’ love Rain-X. I’m glad it works well for you!

Glad you could make it! I’m jealous of you being in cat heaven. You can keep the snow, though. Where I live never gets snow but we did this year and everyone freaked out and the roads were shut down for days.

I’m working on my very first ever translations and I’m so excited! I have two texts, one in ASL and the other in English, and I’m translating them into the other language. This is my second term at my interpreting program and I’m so jazzed to be doing “real work”!

The police are not an option, unfortunately. The local PD is known for using excessive force again people with mental illness, even during wellness checks. If we call the cops on him, that’s the end of him ever coming home by choice.

My (mentally ill, just started getting treatment) brother left home yesterday and hasn’t come back. He’s 21 so legally an adult, but I’m still so afraid and worried. My parents are freaking out. My spouse and I drove up from where I’m going to school to help search for him but no luck. I tried to not worry and do my

Yay, thank you! I’ll check out NYX next time I’m in Ulta and if those shades don’t work, I’ll grab a clear one. There’s a MAC counter nearby but it’s always a zoo so I try to avoid it, haha. I might call them up though and ask if they have any recs. Thanks again!

I’m new to wearing lipstick and need some advice. I bought MAC’s Smoked Purple matte lipstick and I fucking LOVE it (and people won’t stop complimenting me), but how do I prime my lips before applying it? It settles in the creases of my lips and fades after a few hours. I know people say to use lip liner, but I

Thank you for taking the time to respond! (And for Googling, I’m a dork.) That’s interesting about the bird of prey option compared to the dogs. I wonder if some kind of larger terrier, like a bull terrier, would be fast enough to catch the occasional bird and have enough of a prey drive to finish it off. I think

I also feel like I remember hearing about a dog chasing program. They bring in dogs to chase away the geese and other flocks. Am I making that up? Are dog programs effective?

I love The Weeknd’s music and I still giggle every time someone calls him that. It’s just too damn true.

If a blowjob took down Clinton, golden showers and sex workers in Russia caught on tape should be fucking dynamite against Trump. And yet, we all know that it’s only immoral when Democrats do it.

You say that as if we’re supposed to care. People’s shitty noncon fics are not more important than taking down rape culture. 

#DontTrustMenWithRapeFantasies2k17

A beige couch. I realized while sitting on it in the showroom that being an adult doesn’t mean never spilling something, bring an adult means knowing how to clean up the spill before the stain sets.

But it’s not your mom’s problem anymore, so it does get better! 😄

I’m making my way through all of Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Consume THC in the manner of your choosing for best results.

Is it really a developmental thing? I just saw my almost-3y.o. nephew over the holidays and he was fucking obsessed with boy things vs. girl things. We gave his sister this bitchin’ toy truck because she loves trucks and the nephew threw a huge tantrum because “SHE’S NOT A BOY AND TRUCKS ARE FOR BOYS AND IT’S BLUE

I guess my problem is that my standards for myself are ridiculous, so applying those to other people is not good. I’ve already figured that out and tried to be kinder and gentler to others, but then I just get walked all over. So then I try to approach mistakes from friends in an open minded and honest way looking for

I’m late to the game, but I need help figuring out if I’m unfriendable. After years of reading Capitan Awkward, I’ve gotten good at asserting boundaries and figuring out if friends mesh with me. Yet... now I have no friends. Has anyone else experienced this? I’m good at making friends but not keeping them. When a