The mansplainer has arrived, everyone!

I'm a lesbian who scissors. I don't know where the idea came from that it wasn't a thing.

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People steal sex toys all the time from my store. I caught the last one. It's kind of a game for us, busting the people who decide to rip us off.

That definitely matters. I tell people who buy Lelos and other expensive rechargeable vibes to keep EVERYTHING that came from it. Since I work in the industry I can't imagine not recognizing a knock-off, but obviously not everyone has that luxury. My coworker's Smartwand broke and because our receipts are in…

That sounds marvelous. I'll see if our buyer can order some. I'm sure my customers would love it!

They're cracking down recently. I've had three customers come to my store in the last few months to buy replacements for their Amazon-purchased Lelos after Lelo said no. If you bought off Amazon and still have your authenticity card (and it's a legit authenticity number in Lelo's system) they probably won't fuss too…

OMG I wish we carried the 5.5 in my store! I've heard amazing things about it but don't own it. I'm glad you've discovered the awesomeness of Vanity! So many people have never heard of them! I hope you and your 5.5 have a long and fulfilling relationship.

Have you tried anything from the Vanity line by Jopen? They make some of the only rechargeable rotator toys on the market and they're rad as hell. Their warranty is the same as Lelo's, too.

Both We-Vibe and Lelo have been the targets of knock off toys. Because of that these companies won't honor their warranties if you purchased the toy from Amazon, eBay and the like. If you purchase a Lelo or We-Vibe toy from their site or an authorized retailer, you're good to go if it manages to break within the…

That's fucked up. That's the only response I have to this gif. I actually think the Autoblow is cool and different, but this is similar to seeing how sausage is made.

Vanity makes one that looks like Nessie or a legless Apatosaurus. Instead of the boringly named VR9 they should call it Vulvasaurus. (Link NSFW because... It's a sex toy website.)

Not really. They have the Pink Lady Vibro which vibrates, and the Blade model that has a soft case so your hand can squeeze. But nothing that does the squeezing for you.

Voting for her is basically a reflex for sane Washingtonians at this point. It's awesome.

American Mary. That scene pushed my limits.

We have a beagle and I'm terrified of him getting overweight. He already has knee issues and is currently at the perfect weight, but any gain can make his life much more painful.

Don't do so many Kegels. Doing Kegels too frequently or incorrectly can lead to pelvic floor dysfunction, which could absolutely explain condoms being pulled off and pain. Learn how to relax your vaginal muscles outside of sexual situations and you should have a much better ourcome.

My mom bought me a vibrator when I was 13 because I asked for one. If I ever have kids (which I'm totally not going to have, but whatever) I'd buy them a vibrator/male toy when they were about the same age

I'm hearing and therefore don't feel comfortable having an opinion on CIs. I hope you feel/felt empowered to do whatever is best for your youngins!

This story is wonderful! More parents like this, please!