Does a family making $500,000 a year really have $250,000 in “needs?” Or a family making $25,000 only need $12,500 for the basics? I don’t think this method is at all scalable, either between different families or the same ones as they move up or down in income.

If you’re honest with yourself, it’s because abortions let you avoid responsibility. I get it, I really do. You can get off easy, but mostly you can kill innocent human beings. This makes you feel strong and in control. But it’s a lie. When parents kill their children, no one benefits. You don’t need to tell yourself…

“Democratic Socialism...” That thing where you vote for hyperinflation and starvation.

If you want to know more about the benefits of redshirting, read Malcolm Gladwell’s book Outliers.  I really wish I had done it with my oldest, who was academically capable, but could have used an extra year of physical and emotional development.

Not to be confused with “actual justice...”

I wish that were true, but 7 states and DC allow elective abortion of viable fetuses, while almost every other country in the world limits termination beyond 5 months.

I suppose ending a pregnancy is a lifehack of sorts...

You but the Hack in Lifehacker.

Bernie Sanders says the tax cuts should have been made permanent.

No. Families with certain genetic similarities are more likely to CHOOSE similar names. They don’t morph into the avatar for that name. You guys are fucking idiots. Grow a brain.

They’re obviously just trying to protect him. Harambe would be proud.

Instant Karma!