If Gojira did a cover of it, would that redeem the song?

Alright, who scripted this season of WWE?

Don't make me pull out my mace

Those buttons are pushing buttons in me I had no idea even existed.
But they are buttons that should have been left unpushed forever

I think you might be able to get the gist from the many clips available online, but a thorough watching is good if you are into any kind of outsider art that makes no sense

It's a taste thing I think. Sociological taste, not flavor taste. He gets lumped in by a certain cultural crowd (hint, hint) with NASCAR and Ed Hardy and Wal-Mart because he is perceived by this certain other cultural group (HINT, HINT, YOU KNOW WHO WE/YOU ARE) to be tacky. But I think he's a decent guy and I have no…

She looks like a career flight attendant for Oceania People's Airlines

This kind of shit is why the Internet is the second worst plague on Earth today.
(the first one is humans, in case there was any question)

Except it came out in 2011.

Sorry, CBS owns all uvular consonants now. You are allowed to use comedy K's as a substitute, as long as they don't impinge too much on the Klingon brand.

Exactly!

Who creates these female blonde commentator skin puppets? I am thinking of installing one in my sunroom as part of its "soulless banality" theme. It'll be replacing the Balinese shadow puppet, that thing is beyond dusty.

I would do all my holiday shopping at the Aubrey Plaza

It's a Grumpy Cat Furby.

We call it "irritainment"

We may have finally discovered a brand that is actually too fucked up to do its job. We have reached Peak Brand.

He's right. I came here for a fight. Brought beer and everything.

Never happened to me or on me, but it has happened near me and within hearsay of me.
But it's usually at that time when the festival has turned to a human soup and it's best to escape as quickly as possible, I try to avoid that situation

Or Earl Scruggs

As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time. HEY PAL DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THE NERD?