I know this has been hashed over already by nerdier people than me, but why do these pre-TOS Klingons look like Orcs smeared with raw liver?

Orgasm/Killing Spree/Drunken Fervor/Waiting For an Elevator

I figure in a population of a whole planet there had to be a few long haired rednecks

My people are already in contact with her people

They are natural enemies in the wild

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There are many children and many simple people on the planet. While this "movie" is targeted clearly at their dollars, let's just hope that humanity's essential decency will refuse to float this garbage.
As a Vulcan, I am committed to raising up the consciousness of primitive species to a new level of decency and…

This new season of House of Cards has really gone off the rails

Hey, we all know that crisis-zone fucking among First World aid providers is a thing. It's a problematic enough issue anyway without the superstar factor included. A very not classy mix

As a fan, I agree, most of us can't fathom why we like them either

I have no doubt that he'll continue well until he reverts into jellylike homunculus form, bubbling from inside a jar on stage

Yeah, it's the same reason I never dated a woman.

"There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"

Unconditional love.
(see conditions below)

"I’m in the hands of a lunatic, and I have to do what I have to do to survive that situation”
Wise wisdom for all of us at all times, whether that lunatic is your God, your Nature, or your President.

Good point, and nasty canned spinach too. Probably good for scurvy though!

"Let us make the show before you don't watch it and then complain about it on the Internet!"

"Ah HELL naw! Get these motherfucking fairy things off my motherfucking car!"
This line better be in this show.

My life rule is stay away from seafood products at Popeye's.