This show's name sounds just like a last sad sigh of creative imagination escaping the soulless failure of the basic cable programming culture. It's adorable!
Although I would have pumped for a more stentorian alternative, like "Human Filth on Self-Display."

"But will Kiss play at their shows?"

KISS: Taking their brand boldly into the 80's.

"See, here's your problem. Your machine's 'human-maiming' setting is 'on,' not 'off!'"

If they keep this up, this might become a hit after all. It's an old gimmick, but it worked for Cirque de Soleil's "AIIIIEEEEEE!"

Correct, although we also would have accepted "Things Ian McKaye might say" and "Things somebody pretending to be Butch Vig might say".

Wow. I never thought there could be a person who could be outschooled in global politics by Tom Clancy.

As Freud himself said… "Sometimes a giant phallic carnivorous worm is just a giant phallic carnivorous worm."

"Crawley." 
Worms. It all makes perfect sense now.

I see! THAT'S where the purple fluid comes from! Who knew?

Very good point there. We should all do a little more door-to-door-canvassing and a little less internet-commenting. Talking to actual people face to face… it's a lot harder to pull off an insane rant, and you realize that people are mostly, basically, agreeable.

"08 Give Myself a Try"

I liked it OK. There could have been a little more "space madness", though.

Good point. Sentiment retracted. May his soul enter the halls of Sto'Vo'Kor with honor. 
Sorry, as a Vulcan engineer, I'm a little rusty on my Klingon protocol. But I can at least pour out a beer for my homie.

Hell yeah! Rest in peace brother!

I don't have anything. I am posting this comment via homing pigeon from the Internet Cafe near my homeless shelter.

Apparently found in the same part of Arkansas or West Virginia where the 20% who don't use the Internet still live.

Don't feel too bad, the NSA read them a while back anyway.
And they are well-known Black Keys partisans.

I imagine he just sighs and says,
"CAN'T DO NUTTIN FOR YA MAN!"

He's graded on a curve. If you know what I mean.