"Deeez Cro-Nuts…."

Anybody do a Zaxxon reference yet? 
Fuck it, doesn't matter. Count me in with that Zaxxon reference.

@avclub-e14267dedd4e1d0cc0093bc13643fd59:disqus : This Vulcan agrees. In our language, you could not even pronounce such a name. By design.

Do those datas come bitwise or with fries?

Whoa… the faux code that I entered was re-interpreted into even cooler looking XML-type code. That's… cool. In the sense that it came out even funnier, I am grateful.

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Hodor is playing at my house, at my house.
All the furniture is in the garage (because Hodor moved it there).

It also explains why a Caucasian mouse was cast in a clearly Asian mouse role.

Don't feel bad, I'm none of those things nor British.

That's how my dinner was spoiled one night, actually. 
Came to Vine for a tit; left because of a dude's shit.

Somebody get Alan Moore on the horn! New idea for a comic!

All he needs is Charlie Manson to make it a supergroup!

Doctor: "Don't worry about your dead arm! I found a nerve that can help you keep feeling the pain!"

I drink brandy out of a Coke can myself.

This sounds like a show that must be seen. Or an artist who is surrounding himself with people we all want to see.

This isn't a big a deal as the Unmasking of Cher. You know, where we finally saw her alien face?

Gas, Glass, or Ass: No one rides for free.

Nope, but I can get you in touch with a great bunch of Ferengi. And I have a cousin who can help you with any pressure washing needs. He'll be fully licensed as soon as the city pulls its head out of its ass and gets back into compliance with the Federation.

See, their problem was, what they had there was a common problem with a simple technical fix. Six seconds might be short for your video file, but it's a hell of a long time for subatomic particles.

Nicolas Cage was in fact the first non-Brazilian person to travel through time.