This is real dive, not faux dive!

Holy shit. Internet hive mind once again proven to be controlling all of our ideas. To which I can only say, awesome!!

Why not a game based on Interzone? You could wander around alleys looking for a friend of yours.

I was waiting for Xenu to weigh in! Must have been a busy week, what with all that After Earth PR work…

I think the reaction was also due to the TV-aided effect of needing a center to hold on to. In the books, neither Robb or Catelyn really came across as proxies for the reader in the way that the core four (Arya/Jon/Dany/Tyrion) are clearly crafted to. 
I didn't ever feel much affection for Robb or Catelyn when I was…

Just clap your hands.

For "suspected cockfighting rings," I read "suspected cock rings" at first. I'm happily imagining Seagal and Arpaio Untouchables-style, taking a hatchet to a crate of suspicious rubber novelties.

Much underrated and also my near favorite. Hell, I'll go ahead and deem it my favorite.

Hell Yes! (to quote Beck, of course)

Just a week? Lame. Daniel Day-Lewis could do a year on junk and chalk it up to character research!

Thanks for all the good feedback. I would start the blog myself, but I fully expect the Internet to create it out of thin air by the time I get home from work.

I'll be happy to provide the seed money. 
Or… should we call it herbicide money? 
All the metaphors have to be re-adjusted…

"But, Nigel dearie, I'm quite sure I never subscribed to 'Hot Chubby Desi Mamas Monthly'. This must be your renewal notice."

Sounds like a delicious second helping of dead roasted human flesh-tainment!

Can we start a new online venture called Kickstopper? Pledging money to desperately stop projects from being completed?

What about Eric the half-a-bee?

I was really, really hoping the "not-man" in the headline would turn out to be either: 1.) an armadillo, or 2.) an actual heap of bear shit. (Why bear? I don't know. I think something about the size, plus the berries, has got to create a fantastic load of crap.)

Seriously Neal… your headline writing is stealing our snarky thunder.

It worked for Kevin Costner… I haven't seen him around lately.

With AP stories like this, who needs subpoenas?
(Pause for potentially deafening rim shot)