Damn hipsters. I was assassinating JFK back when it wasn't cool.

Featuring Kanye singing, "I ain't saying she's a gold digger…"

I'm having a hard time swallowing it myself.

Who knew the survival of the fittest caused such undue sorrow? We must outlaw it immediately.

Kirk only hit him with stun, I think; he wanted to still keep him alive for some reason. But that also may be me reading too much intelligence into the script.

@avclub-ba543c98ebb0f0e5cbc7f9eb475349bc:disqus First sequence = Raiders of the Lost Ark. (ok, not plot, just scenario)

Remember, whenever you see something like that: A wizard did it.
Or in this case, a "separate timeline" that butterfly-effects everything.

Any Mike Judge work is welcomed. Even if this sounds like it belongs in 1998.

Not to mention all of the subliminal phallic minarets.

Me neither, I much prefer "atrocity meh."

I prefer the Rembrandt version, the official Rijksmuseum "Night Watch" Watch. It not only tells time, but features a freaky female midget with a dead chicken who comes out every 24 hours and bangs on an empty tankard.

I agree, it would take a pair of calipers to measure the hip angle difference. Seems like more of just a different artistic style to me.

Will they have an ugly one, like Girls has?

Holy shit, that was great! Glad to have waited patiently for free Hulu! (not a plug!)

This is a really great idea! I think I'll one-up it by staging a fake bombing at a major outdoor event!

S.H.I.E.L.D: The few… the elite… the hottest.

4 words: Deer Antler Spray, bro. Put it right on the old Johnson. Or so I hear from "a friend" who has those kinds of problems.

OW OW OW THE CLICKBAIT HAS A HOOK IN IT!

Who doesn't?

Snipes had it worse because of the influence of the Hollywood Star Whackers.