I hope all that "Unchained Melody" cash bought 'em plenty of pints, fags, birds, cigars, and smart threads, because that's how I would imagine my life as a rich Brit stereotype.

Well, back to the good old Route 66 Museum Souvenir CD of Rock N' Roll Gems.

that's OK, I don't like Louis CK that much either. Looks like a win-win.

Not to be a nitpicker, but there probably has never been such a need for italicizing foreign/latinate words as in the phrase "Scrooge McDuck-style vault-cum-swimming pool".

"They're called the 'nets, Chief. It's the latest place for kids to find their kicks. But there's nothing virtual about this reality: a raped girl in a sex dungeon. Courtesy of RapedGirlinaSexDungeon-dot-com."

Obligatory Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement reference.

Had me at the lesbian necrophilia, lost me at the puke.

Hmmm.. where to go tonight? Teddy's Treehouse.com, or Catching the Train.com? Or maybe a stop at Lolitaville, followed by AnonymousHookup.com? So many choices… so many choices.

Update: I have seen it and now my laughing is complete. Also: laughing forever.

Meanwhile, this analog hipster is waitin' for someone to bring back those Tube Testers they used to have in every "dime store." As we called 'em in those days. 
See, kids, "dimes" were decimal fractions of symbolic metal, and… *falls asleep, drooling slightly on flannel bib* … model rockets at a hobby store, yessir!

I'm laughing before I even saw the video.

Star Wars 1313? Is that a Lucasfilm reenactment of the Fourth Crusade?

Hey, y'all.

That's good. The movie can join the ranks of other special "China-only" products, like the "China-Only" Internet and the "China-Only" Next Dalai Lama.

I absolutely love an actor who has both "Homicide" and "Chupacabra Terror" on his resume.

Nice to see the discussions here are as reasonable and as civilized as Ayn Rand would have wanted!

Q: What do you have when you have a necklace made of emo fans' severed ears?

Yeah…. at least he's honest.

It very well could have one. I know there is one at Gwinnett Mall that has really awesome Cantonese dumplings

It's easier for me to just put my ears in this shit.